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Terrorist Disneyland opens in small town Lebanon
Alright theme park enthusiasts, grab your cameras and slap on the sunscreen ’cause it’s time to go to Hezbollah-Land! The museum style amusement park recently opened in Lebanon, and offers visitors a look inside the decades-long struggle between the …

 

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Rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is getting special treatment in jail. Inmates who’ve just been released from the Lynwood Correctional Facility say Lindsay’s getting TONS of perks, including special food, access to a private phone, and an upgraded jail cell outfitted with a tv! …

 

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It’s been the talk of the town in Hollywood for WEEKS, and the time HAS FINALLY come for Lindsay Lohan to head to the slammer! But here’s the kicker – her ninety day sentence is expected to be reduced not to the twenty-three days …

 

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Defence attorney Stuart V. Goldberg is poised to be Lindsay Lohan’s new lawyer, and he has LOTS to say about her state of mind. He says Lindsay lacks awareness about the seriousness of her situation, that she’s “fragile”, and he’s concerned she might hurt …

 

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After being sentenced to 90 days in jail, Lindsay Lohan took to Twitter and started outlining the UN Declaration of Human Rights, which talks about cruel and inhuman punishment. Lindsay might NOT have just been feeling sorry for herself, because right afterwards she linked to …

 

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Lindsay Lohan FAILED to meet the terms of her probation agreement, which included mandatory weekly alcohol education classes. So she’s been handed a BIG wake-up call in the form of a 90-day prison sentence that starts July twentieth. It’s unlikely she’ll serve the …

 

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